Monstervision Movie Reviews and Host Segments, and 100% Wierd Listings for your viewing pleasure this month
Past movies have included Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan, all 3 Poltergeist movies (in a row, the same night), Back to the Future, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, The Dead Zone, Christine, and even a couple of films they also made fun of on MST3K...
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Monster jokes "There are 3 types of people in the world - those who are good at math and those who aren't."
Following the Monstervision movie or movies was a film that TNT considers "100% Wierd". Sometimes it has something to do with the evening's selection (2 Godzilla movies were followed by "All Monsters Attack") and sometimes not. Sometimes "100% Wierd" was just a short film, Bigfoot: Man or Beast ... which is about 50% wierd. Or the classic Japanese TV-series Ultra 7, or Gilligan's Island, which is just plain silly. Each summer, Professor Joe Bob Briggs would conduct his own Summer School
These movies continue to run on TNT, TBS, and even the Sci Fi Channel in their original form. Simply print out the host segments for the movie when it comes around and read Joe Bob's comments on each segment as you watch the movie. It's the next best thing to having Joe Bob on the couch next to you...
Books by Joe Bob Briggs are available from this Amazon.com direct link
Movies previously seen on Monstervision scheduled on other channels (click title for Monstervision review & host segments, if available).
In addition to being Joe Bob Briggs on MonsterVision, John Bloom also appeared on Comedy Central's Daily Show to comment on Godstuff. John Bloom's Godstuff page at Comedy Central. John Bloom does most or all of his own writing
EST, Times shown before 7am are considered night of previous day, so you can set your VCR before going to sleep. I appologize if there are any mistakes. I didn't want to be a barber I wanted to be a Lumberjack
Date/time Movie Title/Description Links Channel
Week of 07/28/07
7am/10am EST The Alligator People (Lon Chaney vs. mad scientist) FOX Movie Channel
7:30 am, Sat An American Werewolf in Paris TNT
7:50 am, Sat The Cave Starz Edge
8:00 am, Sat Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Showtime Beyond
8:15 am, Sat Escape from New York (Air Force One hijacked into World Trade Center) HD Movies
8:30 am, Sat Lady in the Water Cinemax
8:30/11:30 EST Animaland cartoons (1949, British) Turner Classic Movies
8:40 am, Sat Duel (Dennis Weaver vs. a truck from the Twilight Zone) Action Channel
9:00 am, The Fox & the Hound (1981, voice of Kurt Russell) Toon Disney
9:35 am, Sat Encino Man Showtime Beyond
10:00 am, Sat Dark Water Wam!
10:50 am, Sat Caveman Showtime Family Zone
11:00 am, Sat So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Comedy Central
11:05 am, Sat 007 in Tomorrow Never Dies Showtime Beyond
11:50 am, Sat Blade Black Starz
12:15 pm, Sat Heaven Can Wait HBO Comedy
1:00 pm, Sat Minotaur SCIFI
1:35 pm, Sat Final Destination 3 HBO Zone
1:45 pm, Sat Bad Moon Action Channel
Red Planet Cinemax
2:00 pm, Sat The Witches of Eastwick HBO # 3
3:00 pm, Sat Larva SCIFI
3pm/6pm EST Buffy the Vampire Slayer FOX Movie Channel
3pm/6pm EST Will Penny (1968, Cahrlton Heston, Donald Pleasence) Turner Classic Movies
3:10 pm, Sat Back to the Future HBO Zone
Silent Hill Starz
3:40 pm, Sat Doom Thrillermax
4:30 pm, Sat Encino Man Showtime Beyond
5:00 pm, Sat Angels in the Outfield Cartoon Network
5pm/8pm EST HUD (1963, Paul Newman as amoral rancher during anthrax outbreak) Turner Classic Movies
5:25 pm, Sat Wolfen Thrillermax
5:30 pm, Sat The Fifth Element TNT
5:40 pm, Sat Twins HBO Comedy
5:45 pm, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (Mark Hamill, Harison Ford) HBO #2
6:00 pm, Sat Dark Water Wam!
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Showtime Beyond
6:30 pm, The Wicker Man (Nicolas Cage) Cinemax
7:00 pm, Sat Bone Snatcher (2003) SCIFI
The Cave Starz Edge
7pm/10pm EST Hot Shots (Charlie Sheen spoof of Top Gun) Fox Movie Channel
7pm & 9:30 Grease (1978, John Travolta) Family Channel
7:30 pm, Jewel Of The Nile (Danny DeVito, sequel to Romancing The Stone) WE
7:45/10:45 EST Super Troopers (2001, cops vs. cops) IFC
8:00 pm, Sat Blade Black Starz
The Godfather (1972) American Movie Classics
Grumpy Old Men (Walter Matthau, Jack Lemmon, Burgess Meredith) Flix Movie Channel
Princess Diaries 2 (Julie Andrews as the Queen) ABC
007 in Die Another Day Spike (TNN)
Spider-Man (2002) TNT
Speed 2 (sequel to Speed) Encore
8pm & 10pm Shanghai Knights (2003, Jackie Chan in the old West) TBS
8pm & 10:30 Crocodile Dundee 2 Bravo
8:15 pm, Sat Fargo HD Movies
9:00 pm, Sat The Covenant Starz
Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist More Max
Friday (1995 comedy, Ice Cube) TNT
Legally Blonde (2001) Comedy Central
Sands Of Oblivian (2007, the DeMille curse is loosed on Guadalupe, Calif) SCIFI
9pm/12am EST Hot Shots (Charlie Sheen spoof of Top Gun) Fox Movie Channel
9pm/12am EST Shane (1953, Alan Ladd vs. Jack Palance) Turner Classic Movies
9:30 pm, Sat Final Destination 3 HBO Zone
10:00 pm, Sat 007 in Tomorrow Never Dies Showtime Beyond
10:15 pm, Stealth Encore
10:30/1:30 EST Double Take (a banker switches idetities) WGN
10:45 pm, Sat Silent Hill Starz
11:00 pm, Sat Werewolf Hunter: The Legend of Romasanta Showtime Showcase
The Witches of Eastwick HBO # 3
11pm/2am EST Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the Movie FOX Movie Channel
11:45 pm, Sat Fargo HD Movies
12:00 am, Sun Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation Mystery Channel
12:05 am, Sun Doom Thrillermax
1:00 am, Sun Dawn of the Dead (2004) Starz
007 in Die Another Day Spike (TNN)
1am/4am EST High Plains Drifter (Clint Eastwood) Turner Classic Movies
1:30 am, Sun Contact TNT
1:50 am, Sun House of Wax (2005) More Max
2:00 am, Sun Audrey Rose Showtime Family Zone
2:45 am, Sun The Sixth Sense Starz
3:00 am, Sun Bad Moon Action Channel
3:50 am, Sun Blade Black Starz
4:00 am, Sun Lost in Space, the Movie Wam!
007 in Tomorrow Never Dies Showtime Beyond
4:30 am, Sun The Mothman Prophecies (you'll sleep with the lights on now) TNT
5:00 am, Sun Lost in Space, the Movie Movie Plex
6:00 am, Sun The Haunting (1999) HBO
Pulse Black Starz
6:05 am, Sun Batman & Robin Encore
6:10 am, Sun Island of Dr. Moreau (1977) Encore's Drama Channel
6:35 am, Sun Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the original movie) Starz
7:20 am, Sun Sahara Showtime Showcase
8:00 am, Sun Batman Begins HBO
8am/11am EST After The Thin Man (1936, Jimmy Stewart murder mystery) Turner Classic Movies
8:35 am, Sun Fog, The (2005) Starz Edge
9:00 am, Sun Deep Rising FX Channel
Dolly Dearest SCIFI
10:00 am, Sun The Covenant Starz
10am/1pm EST Plunder Of The Sun (1953, old Aztec treasure with a curse) Turner Classic Movies
10:15 am, Sun Magic in the Water Showtime
10:45 am, Sun Alien: Resurrection Action Channel
10:50 am, Sun 007 in Tomorrow Never Dies Showtime Extreme
11:00 am, Sun Bride of Chucky (Child's Play 4) SCIFI
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind USA Network
12:15 pm, Sun Dawn of the Dead (2004) Starz
12:30 pm, Sun The Shawshank Redemption More Max
1:00 pm, Sun Boo SCIFI
Jaws: The Revenge Mystery Channel
1pm/4pm EST The Russians Are Coming The Russians Are Coming (1966 Cold War comedy) Turner Classic Movies
followed by The Wackiest Ship In The Army (1961) Turner Classic Movies
1:30 pm, Sun Pulse Black Starz
Red Dragon USA Network
1:35 pm, Sun Screamers Thrillermax
2:00 pm, Sun Big Encore's Love Stories Channel
2:15 pm, Sun I Still Know What You Did Last Summer Cinemax
2:20 pm, Sun Scream Encore
2:35 pm, Sun Halloween: H20 Mystery Channel
3:00 pm, Sun Shallow Ground SCIFI
3:05 pm, Sun Silent Hill Starz Edge
3:30 pm, Sun Spider-Man TNT
3:50 pm, Sun The Sixth Sense Starz
4:00 pm, Sun The Matrix Revolutions Cinemax
The Godfather (1972) and The Godfather 2 (1974) American Movie Classics
4:50 pm, Sun Child's Play Showtime Beyond
5:00 pm, Sun Cursed SCIFI
Reeker Showtime # 2
5pm/8pm EST Singing In The Rain (spoof of silent movies, Debbie Reynolds) Turner Classic Movies
5:05 pm, Sun The Lost Boys (with fangs) Thrillermax
5:30 pm, Sun Batman Begins (2005) HBO
Heaven Can Wait HBO # 3
The Hills Have Eyes More Max
5:40 pm, Sun The Covenant Starz
5:45 pm, Sun Batman & Robin (Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze) Encore
Ghost HD Movies
Sahara Showtime Showcase
6:00 pm, Sun Blade II & Blade Trinity (Wesley Snipes) TNT
6pm & 9pm The Parent Trap (1998) Family Channel
6:30 pm, The Bourne Identity (2002, assassin with amnesia) USA Network
7:00 pm, Sun Thirt13en Ghosts (2001 remake of William Castle horror film) SCIFI
7pm/10pm EST Fuzzy Pink Nightgown (1957, movie star falls for her kidnapper) Turner Classic Movies
7:15 pm, Sun Fog, The (2005) Starz Edge
7:20 pm, Sky High (Kurt Russell as superhero whose son is flunking super-high school) Starz
8:00 pm, Sun Blade: Trinity (2004) TNT
Executive Decision (1996, Kurt Russell vs. terrorist hijackers) Encore
Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks, traveling through history) TBS
Pulse Black Starz
007 in Tomorrow Never Dies Showtime Extreme
Young Guns 2 (Emilio Estevez as Billy the Kid) CMT
8:05 pm, Sun Alien: Resurrection Sigourney Weaver, Alien 4) Action Channel
8:20 pm, Sun Land of the Dead Thrillermax
9:00 pm, Sun Trilogy of Terror II (1996 sequel) SCIFI
My Super Ex-girlfriend (2006, dumped girlfriend has super powers & a grudge) HBO #2
Superman Returns (2006) More Max
9:15/12:15 EST Sid & Nancy (1986, it's a vicious love story) IFC
10:00 pm, Sun Amityville Horror, The (2005) The Movie Channel
The Shining (1980, here's Jack Nicholson with an axe!) Cinemax
10:10 pm, Sun Halloween: H20 Mystery Channel
10:15 pm, Sun Scream Encore
10:30 pm, Sun Blade: Trinity TNT
10:35 pm, Sun Silent Hill Starz Edge
10:50 pm, Sun Dawn of the Dead (2004) Starz
11:00 pm, Sun Forrest Gump TBS
11:50 pm, Sun House of Wax (2005) Thrillermax
12:00 am, Mon Dumplings Sundance Channel
12:45/3:45 EST Tomorrow The World (1944, American family takes in strange German boy) Turner Classic Movies
1am/4am EST Cocoon 2: The Return FOX Movie Channel
3:15 am, Mon Needful Things (Stephen King: the Devil's coming to town) Showtime
3:35 am, Mon Alien: Resurrection Action Channel
4:10 am, Mon The Halfway House Showtime Beyond
5:00 am, Mon 007 in Tomorrow Never Dies Showtime Extreme
5:40 am, Mon It! The Terror from Beyond Space Mystery Channel
6:00 am, Mon Dazzle Encore's Love Stories Channel
Saving Private Ryan HBO Zone
7:00 am, Mon Dazzle Movie Plex
7:15 am, Mon The Curse of Frankenstein Thrillermax
8:20 am, Mon Fog, The (2005) Mystery Channel
9:00 am, Mon 007 in Dr. No Spike (TNN)
King Kong (2005) HBO
10:05 am, Mon The Exorcism of Emily Rose Mystery Channel
10:15 am, Mon Dark Water (2002) Showtime # 2
10:20 am, Mon Bats Black Starz
11:15 am, Mon Omen, The (2006) HBO Zone
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier HBO # 2
12:30 pm, Mon Fog, The (2005) American Movie Classics
12:50 pm, Mon Weird Science HBO Comedy
2:30 pm, Mon The Ninth Gate American Movie Classics
3:10 pm, Mon Field of Dreams More Max
4:00 pm, Mon Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Thrillermax
5:30 pm, Mon Batman (1966, Adam West) American Movie Classics
Doctor Dolittle (1967) HBO Family
6:00 pm, Mon The Amityville Horror The Movie Channel
6:10 pm, Mon Red Planet Actionmax
6:20 pm, Mon Bats Black Starz
6:30 pm, Mon The Island HBO # 3
7:00 pm, Mon Back to the Future HBO Family
Child's Play Showtime # 2
7:05 pm, Mon Alien 3 More Max
8:00 pm, Mon The Postman Encore
Scream 2 Showtime Beyond
8:15 pm, Mon Fog, The (2005) Mystery Channel
12:05 am, Tue Weird Science HBO Comedy
12:15 am, Tue Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation Starz
1:00 am, Tue Bats Black Starz
2:45 am, Tue Reeker Showtime Showcase
Urban Legend Showtime
2:50 am, Tue Back to the Future HBO Family
3:00 am, Tue Big Trouble In Little China Actionmax
3:15 am, Tue Saving Private Ryan HBO Zone
3:40 am, Tue Fog, The (2005) Mystery Channel
4:30 am, Tue Unborn But Forgotten Sundance Channel
4:50 am, Tue Dawn of the Dead (2004) Black Starz
5:20 am, Tue Idle Hands Thrillermax
6:00 am, Tue The Covenant Starz
Encino Man Showtime Beyond
The Ghost and Mrs. Muir HBO Comedy
6:10 am, Tue Vampires HBO Zone
6:35 am, Tue Audrey Rose Showtime
Current Monstervision listings
Joe Bob Briggs most recent interview page 1, page 2
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The Stock Market dropped 311 points on Thurday and another 208 on Friday...135 points in the final half-hour, but most experts do not believe this will lead to pig-men slaves pulling people down into the sewers and aliens taking over the Empire State Building. The Doctor Who special/TV-movie for Christmas 2007 will be on the Titanic (season 4 on the SCIFI channel, probably the following summer 2008). Here's a full page photo of the Doctor and a waitress he meets on the RMS Titanic.
Joe Bob Briggs interviews Ghoulardi (video courtesy YouTube, from 1991) and reviews Invaders From Mars
Just don't tell Bill Murray it's Groundhog Day
Post a comment at the new Monstervision blog. Anything to do with Monster Vision, Joe Bob Briggs, good movies, bad movies, baddest movies, etc.
Sony won't confirm it, but insiders say the budget for Spider-Man 3 was around $350,000,000 making it the most expensive movie ever made. Not to be confused with the low-budget Lon Chaney, Jr. monster movie Spider Baby (1964, with the opening credits music narrated by Chaney himself)
Ed Wood (with Martin Landau as Bela Lugosi, as he was filming Plan 9 from Outer Space) is showing this month on AMC's sister station, Independent Film Channel
Note: upcoming Dr. Who 3rd-season episode "The Shakespeare Code" (2007) is filmed in an exact duplicate of the Globe theatre. The original Globe theatre was destroyed by fire in 1613. The New Globe Theatre was completed in 1997. Its creation was instigated by the late Sam Wanamaker. Sam was the father of Zoë Wanamaker, who played Cassandra in The End of the World and New Earth. The title may refer to a popular movie last year, The Da Vince Code
Max Headroom Squares has now been loaded onto Monstervision.info (this website) including all 18 questions/answers and Max's original comments (no skill is required: Max answers every question)
Download & watch your favorite TV-shows online from episodes of "24" to Star Trek, whether they're available on video/DVD or not!
Or your choice of over 3000 movies online
Click here to watch Plan 9 from Outer Space in its entirety free of charge
Joe Bob Briggs interview from November 2006 is now archived online
You've heard about it, check it out for yourself. The George Orwell spoof: Why 2008 won't be like 1984 put together by a fan of Obama
There are former MonsterVision movies on the following entire-month channel's pages. Whenever possible, I have made the movie titles on these pages MonsterVision review/host segments links:
American Movie Classics ... Turner Classic Movies ... A&E ... History Channel ... Independent Film Channel ... Encore
Starz ... Starz in Black ... Starz Edge ... Starz Comedy ... Encore's Mystery ... Drama and Action Channels and Wam
HBO & Cinemax ... Showtime ... Showtime's Flix Channel ... The Movie Channel ... Showtime's Family Zone and Sundance channel
Showtime #2 (Showtime Too), Showtime Showcase, Showtime Extreme, Showtime Beyond, Showtime Women, and Showtime's Family Zone channels. Showtime HD appears to have the same listings as Showtime
Starz Cinema ... Starz HDTV ... Encore Westerns ... MoviePlex ... Starz Kids & Family and Encore's Love Channel
Sci-Fi Channel movies & TV-marathons ... USA Network movies
Fox Movie Channel no longer has monthly listings, just a daily list on their website
See Dinner & A Movie page for upcoming TBS Dinner & A Movie (Fridays), Movie & A Makeover (Saturdays), TBS Movie Extra (Thursdays & Sundays)
Click here for Ghost Rider movie trailer, from the creators of Spawn
Battlefield Earth by L. Ron Hubbard starred John Travolta in the year 3000. But Mike Nelson and his robot friends don't sound impressed in this clip. And please don't hold a Grudge (Mike had trouble understanding this Japanese version. It's as if he fell into some kind of Matrix). But was it really that hard to make fun of Jar Jar Binks in Star Wars Phantom Menace? At least Star Trek 6 has William Shatner. Now Star Trek 5 was much easier to make fun of. And Brando's remake of a certain monster movie was ripe for the taking. Come on, give it a try. Be a Daredevil. And I hope you don't think Stallone is Over The Top. Or was that Nicolas Cage they were watching in The Wicker Man? I guess they're Lost in a silly Reign of Fire with a Wolverine in X-Men, The Movie. Besides, Arnold's busy with Terminator 3, before getting to the Crossroads (among the finest Britney Spears movies ever made) of running for Governor of California. Would you like a Cocktail while you wait for Harrison Ford to do something in Firewall...maybe he'll wake up in this other Firewall clip. Forget it, I'm going to see what happens when Darth Vader's brother Chad joins Mike & the guys to watch Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. Well, OK, that didn't go well, let's try a Star Wars Episode II RiffTrax clip without Vader. Here's the Trailer, as remastered by Tom and Crow. It all has something to do with the Fellowship of the Ring where the hills are alive with something. Or would you rather join Mike for a short about Nestor the Long-Eared Donkey? I'll be at the Road House with a monster truck and a Top Gun singing about the Fifth Element on Halloween. Don't mind me, I'm a Troll Too, a movie that has nothing to do with the sniper in XxX. What movies will they riff in 2007? Well, this shakey-cam interview probably won't help. Either Brokeback Mountain or Titanic. I think. It's a Design For Dreaming. I'm just Appreciating Our Parents, and other Alphabet Antics. Come to think of it, Mike and the bots made fun of "Titanic" already, in this look at The Oscars (1997). And why does Mike think that Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory was so weird?
Terminator Vs. RoboCop movie trailer
Don't make me send you to sensitivity training with a Terminal Virus
Previous MonsterVision listings here (June, 2007)
Clip posted at YouTube: Bob Denver intros Mysterious Island for TNT's MonsterVision
If this link doesn't work it's not my fault (no pathetic excuses)
Iran held an international conferance to refute the Holocaust. Unfortunately, six million witnesses were unable to attend.
Joe Bob still believes in Santa Claws, and so should you if you don't want a Silent Night, Deadly Night
Tim Burton's stopmation Corpse Bride premiered on the Family Channel in October 2006
Beware the Cat People (1942), they have sharp claws
What woman wouldn't want to say to a brutal serial rapist: I Spit On Your Grave (Joe Bob checked it out, 4 stars)
Brokeback Mountain is now showing on one of them cable channels. Brokeback Mountain as retold by cartoon bunnies in 30 seconds
The Ring as told by cartoon bunnies in 30 seconds
Wes Craven says he's doing a remake of Last House On The Left, wasn't the first one scary enough?
A security guard on the graveyard shift discovers that all the exhibits come to life after hours in Night At The Museum (Ben Stiller, Robin Williams)
Empire State Building hit by plane
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Say, who's that Lady In The Water?
Things to do when you're dead: www.Mydeathspace.com including the latest list of the dead
Click here to get Lost (second season now available)
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Doc Hudson is the Hudson Hornet
If anyone asks, I was smashin' mailboxes with Lightning McQueen and Sheryl Crow
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What would Cars sound like in French or Spanish?
Say what you will about Mator, he's still better than Jar-Jar Binks
Review of Cars 2: The Game...Chick Hicks is back and up to new tricks
"A diamond is a girl's best friend. A dog is man's best friend." Bill Cosby
Flight 93 (about the passengers who revolted)
Note: WB & UPN networks are merging into the CW Network. Those WB or UPN TV-stations in the same cities that don't join CW are forming their own network called MY-Network, including KCOP Los Angeles, WOR New York, WPWR Chicago, all Sinclair stations and most Rupert Murdock News Corp stations. This may confuse programming for a while in Sept. but Morgan Fairchild likes it
Update: new programs have been cut back to 2 days a week, with the other 2 days being action movies like RoboCop.
Chicago passed a law 3-6-06 requiring icecream truck drivers to be fingerprinted. Apparantly they're afraid there just might be a psycho Icecream Man out there somewhere
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe theatrical trailers swiped from
have been moved to the new
Chronicles of Narnia movie page
Aslan is on the move. Sequel coming soon
Note: NBC has cancelled the Trio channel on cable, it can now be seen only at the website Trio.com
Check out Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest or the Flying Dutchman may get you with its kracken
Golden Age of Radio online starting Friday, July 28th: The Shadow 7/24/1938 "Murders in Wax" Lamont & Margo discover real bodies on display in the wax museum
Note: Encore's Mystery Channel is showing both versions of The Island of Dr. Moreau (1977 and 1996) the same day (each repeated on Movie Plex), but don't say in which order on their website. They also have Doctor Who (1996), the only version that can be seen in most of the U.S.A. as BBC has exclusive rights to all the past movies & series and only show them on their piss-ant tiny BBC-America cable network, though the SciFi Channel has 2005-2006 episodes starting March 2006
Happy Halloween from Dr. Loomis
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Had it with predictable horror flicks? Check out "The Exorcism of Emily." I know it sounds like a rip-off of "The Exorcist" but it's not - a priest goes on trial when an exorcism subject dies, and is defended by a lawyer who's not sure how much to believe but has to convince the jury that he's not guilty. Now on DVD
Tim Burton's Corpse Bride
7:30am Mon-Sat: Batman TV-series spinoff The Green Hornet (Bruce Lee) Action Channel
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Hey, wouldn't it be funny if Roger Corman already had a version of The Fantastic Four ready to put out on DVD when the big-budget movie comes out?
Radio Drama Online is now available for about a week. Webcasts this year have included: "The Girl in the Morgue" host/intro by Peter Lorre available online starting 10-7-05, "Hostess" by Isaac Asimov on X-1, 12/12/56: a woman is delighted to host a fellow scientist, from another planet, but her husband seems increasingly hostile
X-1 "Lulu" 10/31/57, A spaceship's computer falls in love with a crewman who writes poetry and angrily sends the ship into deep space away from Earth when he stops writing. And then a jealous 5-ton robot shows up and says that she loves him now
"Surface Tension" by James Blish, "The House In Cypress Canyon" with a werewolf in it, "Dimension X: Pebble In The Sky" the 3rd one from the sun, populated but still a little radioactive from the war
"There is an eagle in me that wants to soar, and there is a hippopotamus in me that wants to wallow in the mud" - Carl Sandburg
Now available from Amazon.com Joe Bob Briggs narrates A Double Dose of Joe Bob Briggs: "The Double-D Avenger" and "Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter"
Joe Bob will be appearing at "Genghis Con" in Pittsburg, PA, Nov. 18-20, 2005 their website, with other guests including Debbie Rochon of "Dr. Horror's Erotic House of Idiots"
Dick Tracy (1990) is on cable, costarring Madonna of Truth Or Dare.
Joe Bob's review of Truth Or Dare.
MonsterVision Rating System
G.....General Audiences, all ages allowed
PG....Profanity Guaranteed, all ages allowed
R.....Restricted, no one under 17 allowed unless they like looking at nekkid chicks or bloody violence and can talk the babysitter into pretending to be their parent to get them in. Unless of course she's a psycho Sitter
NC17...No children under 17, cause this movie has X-rated sex or violence that Hollywood doesn't want to call X-rated anymore. The British & Germans have a number-based ratings system, and the French use one based on bleu cheese
The first season of Fractured Flickers is now available on DVD from Amazon.com, with host segments by Hans Conried
See Sci Fi movies page for this month's morning-to-4pm marathons on the SciFi Channel (TV Guide no longer has listings before 8pm daily in its continuing effort to be indistinguishable from other magazines)
Joe Bob Briggs defends Dinner & A Movie, sort-of. Their official website
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Joe Bob's new official site can be found at www.joebobbriggs.com.
Joe Bob Briggs bio from 1999 (he blooms anywhere)
There are books by Joe Bob Briggs available on the bio page, but none about Monstervision
This vast website devoted to Monstervision built and maintained by half-vast fans
Best movies ever made by Japanese guys in monster suits...with links to Monstervision's host segments for "Godzilla" and "Godzilla vs Mothra" (Joe Bob just loved the tiny women who sing to Mothra)See if your favorite person, TV series or
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Big Trouble In Little China fans, for a free computer game based on your favorite movie, go to the Big Trouble In Little China computer game on the Wingkong.net fan website for free download. And don't worry if you don't get the rules right away, you weren't brought into this world to get it, Mr. Burton.
And here's Kurt Russell's opinion of Osama Bin Ladin.
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42% of all statistics are fake
10 Reasons Not To Kill President Bush
It's official...Joe Bob has hooked up with The Scream Channel, a newly-formed cable network delivering horror, suspense, thriller oriented entertainment. The network is slated to launch on cable or the internet sometime this year. Check the website for more info as it develops.
Willard! There are rats in the basement!
"The majority is always wrong" - Steve McQueen
Terrorists are not cowards, they're the enemy...Annihilate them Joe Bob Briggs
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Your uncle was a monkey, swinging through the trees
They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and ookie, they're altogether spooky, the Addams Family. That's my 2˝˘ worth
It's A Joke, Son (256k video mp4)
This is not a chain letter. It was not started decades ago in the Netherlands, nor was it perpetrated centuries ago by some deranged monk on Easter Island (which is highly unlikely in the first place, since EMACS only works on smart display terminals, and they weren't available on Easter Island back then, due largely to the U.S. state department's vigorous ban on exportation of advanced technology to deranged monks on equatorial islands).
There is no luck associated with this letter. Hence, it is pointless to send five copies of this letter to people you like. In fact, it is vigorously discouraged, since, by sending this letter through the postal service, you are needlessly burdening an already overworked system. You also increase the chance of the postal service losing mail. Murphy's Law will take effect here, resulting in your letter being delivered the next day, and a Red Cross package to a needy individual in Zimbabwe to be accidentally re-routed to Hackensack, New Jersey, thus becoming lost forever. You do not stand a chance, however, of displacing any junk mail.
If you break the chain, and fail to send five copies of this letter to other unfortunate individuals, then absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen to you. If, on the other hand, you do propagate five copies of this letter, then absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen to you, either.
"The Freaks" start doing the gooble gobble chant at a wedding reception (1932)
By the way, this movie was banned in Britain for 30 years, and even the ending was edited out before it was released in America, and the ending on the storyboard wasn't approved for filming (it involved an ax and a bag of feathers)
People who think logically are a nice contrast to the rest of the world
Nine of ten people suffer from hemorrhoids. Do the other two enjoy them?
"If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, Sweetheart," said the newlywed bride, "breakfast will be ready."
"Good, what are we having for breakfast?" asked the new husband.
"Toast and juice," she replied.
The drive-in will never die!!!
"MonsterVision" was cancelled by the ungrateful weasels at TNT
More Blonde Jokes:
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened around the home, she moved.
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? ...It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? ..."Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? ...Because it said "concentrate."
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain.
What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring.
Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.
What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean? An air pocket.
What do you call a basement full of blondes? A whine cellar.
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? "This Goes In Front."
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh, look!! Donut seeds!
"When I went to Wal-Mart for the first time...I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn't realize it was everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap." Paris Hilton
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War, what's it worth?
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Not to mention the cost in American lives.
Over 4000 in the U.S. military died during President Clinton's first term in office, including one dragged behind a jeep
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